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Eris Ernaga
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Posted - 2013.07.26 04:41:00 -
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I am 43 years old and have a hot wife and great kids but all I do is play Dust 514. I have never had sex with my wife but she claims the kids are mine however I don't pay any attention to any of them because corp mates want me active and on 24/7 which I don't have a problem with. By the way this is my ugly wife she's so fat and gross huh guys? Well yesterday she said she was taking the kids and leaving and going to the real father who was ten times a man that I was, I let her know that this real man couldn't down a Enforcer in two shots with a proto forge gun. She laughed at my existence and left with the kids I'm so happy to be rid of her ugly face. None of the above was the problem until I got a bill, it was for the electricity to my house. I hadn't paid the bills in months and they were going to shut off the power to my house in a week, I am completely devastated none of my online friends will help me with the bills. I have tried to move in with other corp mates but they don't want to share the PS3 with me. I am in a mid life crisis guys please help me keep playing Dust 514.
Sincerely Eris Ernaga
Needs around 3,000 dollars a week to keep paying the bills probably over half of this money will go to passive and active boosters.
by the way this is me I had to sell all my clothes for boosters my wife had some left over panties. |
Eris Ernaga
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Posted - 2013.07.26 04:45:00 -
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Nocturnal Soul wrote:All i gotta say is what the hell did i just read
Please dude help me keep playing. I will trade you my panties for 1,000 dollars they're my wifes. |
Eris Ernaga
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Posted - 2013.07.26 05:40:00 -
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Killar-12 wrote:Eris Ernaga wrote:I am 43 years old and have a hot wife and great kids but all I do is play Dust 514. I have never had sex with my wife but she claims the kids are mine however I don't pay any attention to any of them because corp mates want me active and on 24/7 which I don't have a problem with. By the way this is my ugly wife she's so fat and gross huh guys? Well yesterday she said she was taking the kids and leaving and going to the real father who was ten times a man that I was, I let her know that this real man couldn't down a Enforcer in two shots with a proto forge gun. She laughed at my existence and left with the kids I'm so happy to be rid of her ugly face. None of the above was the problem until I got a bill, it was for the electricity to my house. I hadn't paid the bills in months and they were going to shut off the power to my house in a week, I am completely devastated none of my online friends will help me with the bills. I have tried to move in with other corp mates but they don't want to share the PS3 with me. I am in a mid life crisis guys please help me keep playing Dust 514. Sincerely Eris Ernaga Needs around 3,000 dollars a week to keep paying the bills probably over half of this money will go to passive and active boosters. by the way this is me I had to sell all my clothes for boosters my wife had some left over panties. What is your Ideal woman?
My dream girl |
Eris Ernaga
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Posted - 2013.07.26 05:41:00 -
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Blammmo wrote:Eris Ernaga wrote:I am 43 years old and have a hot wife and great kids but all I do is play Dust 514. I have never had sex with my wife but she claims the kids are mine however I don't pay any attention to any of them because corp mates want me active and on 24/7 which I don't have a problem with. By the way this is my ugly wife she's so fat and gross huh guys? Well yesterday she said she was taking the kids and leaving and going to the real father who was ten times a man that I was, I let her know that this real man couldn't down a Enforcer in two shots with a proto forge gun. She laughed at my existence and left with the kids I'm so happy to be rid of her ugly face. None of the above was the problem until I got a bill, it was for the electricity to my house. I hadn't paid the bills in months and they were going to shut off the power to my house in a week, I am completely devastated none of my online friends will help me with the bills. I have tried to move in with other corp mates but they don't want to share the PS3 with me. I am in a mid life crisis guys please help me keep playing Dust 514. Sincerely Eris Ernaga Needs around 3,000 dollars a week to keep paying the bills probably over half of this money will go to passive and active boosters. by the way this is me I had to sell all my clothes for boosters my wife had some left over panties. Sweet man! I'm a little older than you but if age doesn't matter I've got an extra cot for you in my moms basement you can stay on, we will cash in our soda cans to buy Aurum, just promise to help me with my paper route on Sundays.
Lmao laughing so hard right now. |
Eris Ernaga
Super Nerds
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Posted - 2013.07.26 05:58:00 -
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True Adamance wrote:Eris Ernaga wrote:I am 43 years old and have a hot wife and great kids but all I do is play Dust 514. I have never had sex with my wife but she claims the kids are mine however I don't pay any attention to any of them because corp mates want me active and on 24/7 which I don't have a problem with. By the way this is my ugly wife she's so fat and gross huh guys? Well yesterday she said she was taking the kids and leaving and going to the real father who was ten times a man that I was, I let her know that this real man couldn't down a Enforcer in two shots with a proto forge gun. She laughed at my existence and left with the kids I'm so happy to be rid of her ugly face. None of the above was the problem until I got a bill, it was for the electricity to my house. I hadn't paid the bills in months and they were going to shut off the power to my house in a week, I am completely devastated none of my online friends will help me with the bills. I have tried to move in with other corp mates but they don't want to share the PS3 with me. I am in a mid life crisis guys please help me keep playing Dust 514. Sincerely Eris Ernaga Needs around 3,000 dollars a week to keep paying the bills probably over half of this money will go to passive and active boosters. by the way this is me I had to sell all my clothes for boosters my wife had some left over panties. If I had the money believe me I would support your addiction one hundred percent after reading this post. Its tough man. To be stuck with a hot wife and great kids..... some people are just unlucky I guess......
They're gone now thank god! But now they are taking away my life my love Dust 514. |
Eris Ernaga
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Posted - 2013.07.26 06:26:00 -
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True Adamance wrote:Eris Ernaga wrote:True Adamance wrote:Eris Ernaga wrote:I am 43 years old and have a hot wife and great kids but all I do is play Dust 514. I have never had sex with my wife but she claims the kids are mine however I don't pay any attention to any of them because corp mates want me active and on 24/7 which I don't have a problem with. By the way this is my ugly wife she's so fat and gross huh guys? Well yesterday she said she was taking the kids and leaving and going to the real father who was ten times a man that I was, I let her know that this real man couldn't down a Enforcer in two shots with a proto forge gun. She laughed at my existence and left with the kids I'm so happy to be rid of her ugly face. None of the above was the problem until I got a bill, it was for the electricity to my house. I hadn't paid the bills in months and they were going to shut off the power to my house in a week, I am completely devastated none of my online friends will help me with the bills. I have tried to move in with other corp mates but they don't want to share the PS3 with me. I am in a mid life crisis guys please help me keep playing Dust 514. Sincerely Eris Ernaga Needs around 3,000 dollars a week to keep paying the bills probably over half of this money will go to passive and active boosters. by the way this is me I had to sell all my clothes for boosters my wife had some left over panties. If I had the money believe me I would support your addiction one hundred percent after reading this post. Its tough man. To be stuck with a hot wife and great kids..... some people are just unlucky I guess...... They're gone now thank god! But now they are taking away my life my love Dust 514. No! They can't! Do they know what that will do to you?
First it'll make me get a job, then it'll make me get my wife and kids back and nurture them with love, then I'll become a family dad and everyone at work and home will love and adore me. What am I becoming! I can feel my self changing in to something that's not me noooooooooooo perfect dad |
Eris Ernaga
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Posted - 2013.07.26 07:06:00 -
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2Bee Smith wrote:So many lols
Me too lol check out this thread for positive impact on Dust 514 https://forums.dust514.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=97428&find=unread |
Eris Ernaga
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Posted - 2013.08.08 19:33:00 -
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hehe super nerds *snort* |
Eris Ernaga
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Posted - 2013.08.08 21:52:00 -
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https://forums.dust514.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=100697&find=unread
support me |
Eris Ernaga
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Posted - 2013.08.11 01:58:00 -
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KING CHECKMATE wrote:Instant classic. +1
har har |
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Eris Ernaga
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Posted - 2013.08.11 02:20:00 -
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Dr Allopathy wrote:I've played with you, and you're mediocre ingame. I guess this trolling is good enough for these forums 
lol mediocre don't judge me bro you don't even know me. |
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